WHICH BAND ARE YOU?

How Inspired Are You This Morning?

Add up your score and tell us which band are you in the comments!

1 point for every sigh that you have suppressed since you woke up this morning!

2 points for every step that you have taken away from the comfort and warmth of your bed!

3 points for every time that you have pushed down the rising impulse to go back to your cozy inviting bed!

4 points for every morsel of breakfast that you have managed to eat without worrying about your diet!

5 points for every sentence about “meaning” “destiny” “loss” “hope” or “crushing depression” that you have written in your journal!

6 points for every moment that you began to scroll through your Instagram feed only to remember that you have actual work that you should probably be doing right now!

7 points for doing those things!

8 points for not picking up your phone after you do those things!

9 points for successfully fighting the overwhelming urge to pour yourself a stiff shot of whiskey to add to your goddamn breakfast, since you’ve already ruined your fucking diet anyways!

10 points for ever time you have completely suppressed the raging desire to jump into your car and leave it all behind, driving to Alaska to bushwack your way to nirvana!

If your score is:

Between 1–20, YOU ARE AS INSPIRED AS HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH
Between 20–40, YOU ARE AS INSPIRED AS THE DAVE MATHEWS BAND

Between 40–60, YOU ARE AS INSPIRED AS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Between 60–80, YOU ARE AS INSPIRED AS BEYONCE

Between 80–100, YOU ARE AS INSPIRED AS BJORK

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